A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes
over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty
uncomfortable down here," the man says, "no problem. I'm from Chicago."

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to
100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man 
to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just 
fine. "No problem... just like Chicago in June," the man says.

So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature
up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how 
the Chicago man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall 
looks comfortable. "No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man
says.

So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up
to 200, and the humidity up to 100.  When he goes back to see how the 
man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt 
off. Otherwise, he seems OK.  He says, "No problem. Just like Chicago 
in August."

Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat 
and turns the temperature to MINUS 150 DEGREES.  Immediately, all the
humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place becomes a frigid, 
barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland. When he goes back now to see 
how the Chicago man is doing,  he is shocked to discover the man is 
jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight.

The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Chicago
man replies...

                "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
                "THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"